February 2010
41 posts
January 2010
38 posts
They say exercising in the morning is best because it speeds up your metabolism for the rest of the day. I keep promising myself I’m going to “get a run in” before I shower each morning. It’s yet to happen; snoozing is just too satisfying. Is there a trick? I’ve tried setting the alarm on the opposite side of my room. I’ve tried setting multiple, staggered...
Render, very old one. Render like the wind!
It's a 10 inch iPod Touch. That's all it is. I'm...
hourlovewillneverdie:
If you think of it as anything else, you’ll be disappointed. By the way, I heard they came out with a 3.5 inch iPad that is also a camera AND A PHONE! Wouldn’t it be awesome to have one of those?? It would be like an iPad you could keep in your pocket!
The Apple cult is silly. I’m all for brand loyalty. I own several Apple products and they’re awesome. Stop...
Time to correct it
I haven’t been to the Smog Cutter since the weekend before Thanksgiving. What. The. Fuck. Momma, I’m sorry and I’ll see you soon.
iYawn
Stop posting pics of new posters for old movies
I love movies. I like nice design work. But this is getting out of hand, internet.
(I realize he’s not gone. But “there was this guy a bunch of people liked who wasn’t on television for 9 months” doesn’t sound so hot.)
Smartest Man Alive
I’m eating a banana. My right cheek itches. I go to scratch it…with my banana hand. I JUST POKED MYSELF IN THE EYE WITH A BANANA.
Like I said. SMART
Dr. Brule Breaking News: For Your Haiti!
timheidecker:
For Your Haiti!: A benefit show for Haiti featuring full episodes of the new Adult Swim series “Check it Out with Dr. Steve Brule” and the new season of “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job”
Tuesday, January 26th 8pm
Silent Movie Theater
611 N. Fairfax Avenue Los Angeles, California 90036 Map
Buy tickets here
Be the very first to see two new episodes “Check it Out with Dr....
No Norm Macdonald???
Here are the final guests for “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien”:
Tuesday: Quentin Tarantino, Paul Bettany and musical guest Spoon
Wednesday: Adam Sandler, Joel McHale and musical guest Joss Stone
Thursday: Robin Williams and musical guest Barry Manilow
Friday: Tom Hanks and Will Ferrell
via The Wrap
Watchthedailywhat:
CollegeHumor Original of the Day: Girls are bad at sound effect but also kinda really great at them.
[collegehumor.]
Eerily similar to something my coworkers duped an unsuspecting runner into doing for the Transformers TV campaign: http://homepage.mac.com/everythingelsepics/iMovieTheater4.html
Proselytizing Projects
“Will you play Nintendo with me?”
Today’s AVQ&A concerns which film/band/piece of art you find yourself championing and/or defending repeatedly.
I’ve never drawn a connection between my “real” online presence (mainly Twitter) and my anonymous presence behind a stupid username in the AV Club comments section. I’m not egotistical enough to think...
“The best prank I ever pulled was I told a guy that—five years from now—I’m...”
– Jimmy Kimmel pwning Leno tonight on The Jay Leno Show.
“Next week is Conan’s final week hosting the Tonight Show. His staff is...”
– Bill Simmons, ESPN’s “Sports Guy” and dude who generally knows his shit.
Conan.
“When it’s raining dildos, you’ve got nothing left to say after that.”
– Alan Thicke in today’s Random Roles
I was bummed that I didn’t make it to Umami Burger before I “went veg.” Because, let’s be honest, their portabello “burger” completely sucks. But today I got around to trying their tempura onion rings. Holy cow. Tempura onion rings>regular onion rings. FACT. I will happily return to said eating establishment from now on.
“Here’s to a new decade in which we don’t say “hipster”...”