“I’m gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong.”
-Johnny, Cool as Ice (1991)
Glad to see I’m not the only one who watched this last night. During most of the film I was thinking, “this thing is shot like a ‘Cinemax After Dark’ movie.” Seriously. Slow motion abounds. It’s like a softcore porno without any nudity and slightly more plot. After checking IMDb, I discovered that its director, David Kellogg, has in fact directed eleven Playboy videos. I was pretty close.
